Application Rejected
I applied today to have my membership in the Double Deuce Club extended. I was informed that barring extreme circumstances, including but not limited to: carbonite freezing, stasis, or time spent in hyperbolic time chambers, membership in the Double Deuce Club is strictly limited to 365 days (or fewer, depending on receipt of application).
So I am no longer a member. But I have been wished well and I look forward to watching others join and enjoy the benefits.
So I am no longer a member. But I have been wished well and I look forward to watching others join and enjoy the benefits.
posted by Jerod at 3:14:00 PM
4 Comments:
Holy rusted cheese, J-rod!
I had forgotten that your membership expired today. They're real hardnoses about that. I was rather unceremoniously dropped from that group too.
It's okay though. We've formed another group for former members. We meet in the old Elk lodge for soda and nostalgia on Tuesdays.
douba-wha?
But really, who hasn't been stuck in a hyperbolic time chamber?
For the uninitiated (who are wasting time at work reading blogs), what are you talking about?
Lenore
Hey! You! Update!
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